FlannCo -- filling the gaping void deep down inside you.

Welcome to Flannery Amalgamated!
All thanks and compliments to Mr. Matt Fauth for his generous donation of the name. Just think where any of us would be if not for him.

Besides changing the world, Flannery Amalgamated's primary goal is to make buckets of money. A lot of people say silly, wrong things like, "You only need to make enough money to survive." Remember, instead, that the more money you make, the more money you can give to the poor and the more time you can spend in service. We cannot idle away any longer with anti-materialist dogmas. We live materially and so we must be responsible with what little we have and with what incredibly much.

Besides the eternal reward awaiting those who make and subsequently give away astronomical amounts of money, FlannCo, as we call it to be brief, has certain other perks. The most important is the bolstered creativity the cooperative community offers. Similarly, the friendly competition boosts the incentive and sense of accomplishment of working hard. Think of it as networking on crack, except by helping your friends instead of using them.

Since it is the destiny of Flannery Amalgamated to rule the world, you should feel privileged that you are invited to consolidate with us. All citizens of Flannery Amalgamated have the right to direct appeal to the Emperor to share any new good ideas. We are the music makers and the dreamers of dreams, after all. Tune up those Gypsy harmonicas.