Travel Party

When’s the last time you found yourself in a far away land?

Invitation: Travel the world in a single evening.

When: 7 April 2006, 7:00PM to 11:00PM and beyond

Where: The Flannery Homestead Aurora

Vicariously tour the globe through each other’s stories, pictures and communicable diseases.
Bring an exotic ethnic dish or else don’t. There should be plenty to go around. (If no one brings anything, we’ll order Pizza and pretend we’re in Italy.) (Guffaw.)

Invite anyone who might have an interesting travel experience to share. Uninvite anyone that’s not really interesting.
Spouses, pets, Algonquins and children are welcome.

Bring pictures, videos, slides, souvenirs, boutonnieres, illegally imported fruits or animals, and stories.
If you’re boring and haven’t been anywhere, come anyway. Travel by imagination costs less than a plane ticket. You owe it to yourself to take advantage of our discounted, recounted, second-hand adventures. It’s a travel thrift store! Don’t worry: A high-class thrift store.

Countries expected to feature prominently:

• Thailand
• Cambodia
• Ireland
• Germany
• Spain
• Poland
• Los Angeles

Remember: If you miss this party, don’t worry. The Flannerys plan a party every month. Sometimes, they happen. You can help. Attend, vote, donate blood, use your blinker, wash your hands, thank you.